A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
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A double bridle
Chicago.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
I keep getting calls in the night.
The night before a test.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A Night at the Opera.
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you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Russell !
It gets Dhaka
Kristall nacht
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
The Broncos' center
With an electorate blanket.
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Yo mama last night bro.
Your grandma's jaws
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
You can't see them when it is night.
Prom night.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
A Rastapartying
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
To the h-bar
An Airbus A320.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
So they can see where they are going
CuNO3!
TO SHLEEP! :D
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
So they have something to do at night.
A one night stand with Jesus
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Bedward ScissorHams
He nuts and bolts.
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
A: It swells at night.
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Fry-by-night!
Count star.
A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
No problem , He sleeps at night.
He falls off
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A frog -- it croaks every night.
Sleep at night
Numchucks.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Nut and bolt
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
So he could tell the time at night !
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
They go Bar Hopping!...
A starfish !
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
A: She went to sea a movie.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Starve.
He went at night.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
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Because he was resisting a rest.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
A tiger moth !
Beef Jerkey
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A humpty-dumpty!
Because her hips won't lie.
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
The variables aren't necessarily related.
The Game.
Because they always take things, literally.
Tsunami
No it is not r/shadow removed
He became Sir Loin
Sir Charge
CGI Friday's.
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Ovary-acting
The bread has more culture.
Lead injections.
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.
