I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
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I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
Takashawa.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
They roll their J's.
The same thing he told her the first time!
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They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Me: I just told you...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
By the egg on its face.
Namaste.
Because they are the wurst.
With a witchwatch.
They'll tell you.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
A: When the other tenors notice.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Because they won't believe it.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
Because I told him a good joke.
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Give it a couple test tickles
Because he fainted.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Tall stories !
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Write it down.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Go visit his family tree.
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
Try picking them up !
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
A watchdog.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because I saw so."
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
By his coughin'
because you can never be too careful.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Read the label.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
I haven't seen you for a year!
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Acting surprised.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
He's got one clean finger!
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
I can't pair wines like this.
Namaste
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Her brother has a moustache.
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
Bring it to a bool.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
A Sturgeon
Because he got nailed three times.
virgin
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
He heard it was a growing field.
He caught on fire.
Quit being nosey.
It was framed.
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
they vote
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
