He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Dates!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Because he wanted to get baked.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Unioncorns.
She fell for the Big Apple !
Why don't you want me to get well now
on Zimbabwean TV.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
You want some beef
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
It was a wannabe wallaby!
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
Christian Bale.
Join the Hare Force.
They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Because it was Frigid
LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"
All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Polly want a quacker!
Depends what you want it to change into...
Anything it wants!
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
They want everything to be straight.
the steaks were too high.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Whinny wants to!
Neighbor" thanks bugz
So he can find router space.
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
It wanted to get to the other site !
Because they wanted to be smarties.
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Let my peephole grow!
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
She wanted a new website.
They pick and choose what they want to believe.
Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
This post.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
There was a lot of ham in him.
He wanted to work overtime.
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
Ans: Hodor
No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"
Because you want them to work don't you
They wanted a better celery!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Neighbor
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
A turk.
It did snot want to be late
Polly wants a firecracker!
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
He paws-ed it!
And why don't they want him to go
As a Canadian, this offends me.
She wanted to see how long she slept.
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
I really just want to know.
Anywhere he wants to.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
A: Catch.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
Wild Twerky!
Ebay.
is the question.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
They want to.
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Mowed 'em.
Because they were written by women.
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
JUST-ICE
A beer-a-cuda !
Crimea River.
A golden receiver!
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
