have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Oh, gosh!
Au-burn
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...
One in Fife
They ran out of san storage
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Jeffrey Dahmer!
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
They always turn out to be sub par.
you turn me on"
Give it to Michael J Fox
He turns into Kim Jong-ill!
They all die when they turn aidy.
They both know when it's time to turn things over.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Hand her a shovel
They turn off their Xbox.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
Give him sheet music.
A nun with a spear through her head.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Marry it
They turn out the lights.
Start a war.
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Give her a shovel!
An -disiac.
In the Sith grade.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
He turns off his Xbox.
A frog in a blender
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because he had a javelin through his head.
Give her a shovel.
You turn off your playstation.
Turn off the Playstation.
Turn the stool upside-down
Turns over a new leaf !
You boil the hell out of it.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
Marry her.
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
You add 24 carats!
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A: To turn the blinker off.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
He can turn fruits to vegetables
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
me *turns around and goes back out*
Rap Music
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
The night before a test.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Baaaaasalt
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
gun hangs head & turns around
A: Leave it in the cow.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
Drink it
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.
He turns off his xbox.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because it was turned on!
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Me: I turned 13....
A: Turn Rachmanin off.
To win dough.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
Marry her !
Cause I turn on the hoes
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
He just beetled off !
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
A. Turn right and go straight.
A: He made his own restoraunt.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
A constipatient
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
Because I threw a microwave at him
Because they're too small.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
On the road to Extinction.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
