Sat down !
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
A drowning epileptic.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Dad dad look what marma-laid' !
Short John Silver!
A: RUFF!
Bolt upright.
Paddy O'Furniture
Branch Manager
Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Me: I peed my pants.
Because they don't have chairs.
The incredible Sulk.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
A Perch!
A basketball team.
Patty O'Furnature
A caterpillar
I don't know.
She had a ball
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.
They sit eggsaminations !
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
Pai-Ling
Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Patio furniture.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Tetris
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
then just sit there for 5 years.
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
In the *pew*.
Ruff
A dog.
A baby with burst armbands.
It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear
Miss most of the film!
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
Unsightly facial hare!
It wanted to play squash.
Time to buy a new chair.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A. Polaroids.
Lets get this done in one sitting.
Try to get her off!
The NBA
Spring time.
Because there is no driver up there.
They turn the stool upside down
A flat note.
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
A golden opportunity
I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Becka the bus is the best place to sit !
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
A flat mate.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A Snowman.
A sanitary owl
It was a cup draw !
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
The vegtable sitting in it
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
You sit in your own pew
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
A: Behind the plate.
She sat on it.
It breaks the trunk.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Time to get a new fence...
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
Ruff!
On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
A paddy melt!!
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
Octopied
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
It runs in his jeans.
A Russian spy.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Because he got a hole in one!
Possession.
Because there's no rust for the wicked
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
The "I've got this Covered" Waggon
Because Chernobyl fall out
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !
Because of all the cheetahs !
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Your mom.
His mom got soul custody.
